My worrisome collection of fandoms is growing. Oh well who needs a life

"I have a theory. This one is either super-healing or super-

…speed.”

(Source: applefritters)

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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rooster-tumble:

Achievement Hunter: Jack Pattillo
Find more here.

hermionejg:

Okay this is the last one.

(Source: kirstin-nicole-speirs)

ormondhsacker:

noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

The last two bring back memories of the kind I had happily forgotten.

The really funny thing is, it wasn’t that many years ago.
I still have my last disc man, and it’s function. Disposable cameras and Alta Vista was what 10-15 years ago max. And of course Internet Explorer, and its “wonderful” error messages, is still around

thisbecjc:

The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.

OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! HOLY CRAP 

(Source: bigbangtheory-gifs)

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

chooboozle:

  • Fic can also be found Here~
  • Paring(s): Ryan Haywood/Michael Jones, Geoff Ramsey/Ryan Haywood, Geoff Ramsey/Michael Jones, Geoff Ramsey/Michael Jones/Ryan Haywood
  • WARNING: office blow jobs and a minor daddy/uncle kink
  • SUMMARY: Ryan went off to go pick up some McDonald’s for his boys just…
trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:




Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.



Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:

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Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

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Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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(Source: brolinskeep)

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

(Source: petitia)

flawfilled:

RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

I didn’t even try to scroll past this

(Source: j-o-s-h-ramsay)